Gerard Broulard

Light your black candles and start the chant! Culled from 16mm prints found in Something Weird’s attic, SMUT WITHOUT SMUT: SATANIC HORROR NITE is an exclusive feature-length mixtape curated by the Lucifer-worshipping maniacs at the American Genre Film Archive (AGFA). Best viewed during the witching hour at a haunted drive-in, this mixtape features “Smut Without Smut” versions of six Satan-themed features, as well as trailers, commercials, and ephemera from the vaults. WATCH! Demon killers wearing makeup in the style of the band KISS! SEE! Sacrificial rites performed on kitchen tables! OBSERVE! Credits like “Co-starring Raquel Belch!” Dreamy, outrageous, and filled with naked people wearing velvet capes, SMUT WITHOUT SMUT: SATANIC HORROR NITE is a spicy treat for those souls who are brave enough to jump into the fire.

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This film is a hot one with one those endings that comes out of left field. A hippie couple is standing on a corner waiting for Burt. He shows up driving a battered station wagon. Cleo (Cindy Hopkins, aka Suzanne Fields) only has half the money, so Burt suggests that they work something out. They go back to Burt's pad and he suggests a trade: pussy for that work. "I hope that you're worth $20, baby." She bitches when he gets tough. "You broads are all alike," he says. "You like to get kicked around so you can go home with a clear conscience after giving up some pussy."

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Linda York is the redhead who plays the youngest daughter, Jenny. She's the one who strips down to her purple panties in the swimming pool and seduces the older Mr. Brandt, getting him to scrub her back in the shower. Linda is probably best remembered for her role as Brandy, the possessed teenage daughter in Angel Above, the Devil Below, a porn spoof on The Excorcist

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A groom recounts his past sexual exploits to his new bride on their wedding night.

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Six female prisoners are given a weekend furlough to prepare them for their upcoming parole. While out, they all have miscellaneous sexual experiences, some good, some bad. One returns to her pimp even though he beats her, one overcomes her frigidity, one gets gang raped, two join in a threesome, and one goes back to her criminal lover shortly before the police show up.

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A local village is being extorted by the evil Luis Bonsario assisted by the short, rotund Sgt. Felipo Latio who takes advantage of young girls while making wisecracks into the camera. Meanwhile, brave swordsman Don Diego is employed by his father to set things straight. By day he poses as a homosexual, donned in pink attire, while at night he assumes his true identity as the masked Zorro, romancing all the pretty ladies and delivering justice.

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Saddle up, pardners, for a horny hoedown as “Boris Ballsitch,” a captain within the Russian Secret Service, travels to America to encounter our “capitalistic techniques”. Exactly what better location than at a whorehouse? He winds up at “The Dude Ranch” and meets a cast of characters that sound like they walked from the pages of a Charles Dickens novel. There’s “Jack Ticklewell,” “Long John the Handyman,” and “Miss Little,” the golden-haired manager associated with Nude, er, I mean Dude Ranch exactly where Boris is introduced to the tender loins of Miss Little’s nasty nymphos.

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A religious fanatic murders people who are engaging in sex.

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Mimi Murphy arrives in Los Angeles to hook up with her estranged sister Michelle. Following an abortion, she's run away from home in Omaha and wants to find Michelle in the worst way. Rudy tells her the bad news: Michelle has been kicked out of the apartment for failure to come up with the rent, and she's become a hooker to boot.

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A woman in need comes to visit a private dick. She hires Johnny Wadd to find her girlfriend and offers him $1000 plus her body. Later, the missing girl's sister shows up and offers to double his fee and her body too so he won't find her sister.

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A professional gambler gambles with his money, his love life, and his life. Will he come out on top?

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"The Meadows Foundation" is a research laboratory run by dedicated scientist Dr. Flanders and his shapely assistant Dr. Phyllis Alcott. The place was named after their leader, Dr. Meadows, "an underground practicing abortionist." The two doctors, dressed in lab coats and clutching clipboards, conduct experiments on "surrogates" - people whose libidos are damaged. Mainly, they hook up battery cables to naked, spread-eagled women.

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Blond German model Cindy arrives in Los Angeles from Germany to try her hand at becoming a Hollywood actress. She is welcomed by her close friend Joyce who is a successful call girl. Joyce puts Cindy up in her apartment and soon Cindy finds out how difficult it is to start a Hollywood career. Despite submitting herself to casting couch hanky panky, Cindy is unable to land a starring role in any Hollywood movie. However, Cindy's sojourn in Hollywood is not all that gloomy when she meets the love of her life at a birthday party.

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A witch uses her powers to seduce a handsome young man.

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Three thugs kidnap two innocent young women and demand $50,000 from one of the girl's sister, while her boyfriend is hot on the trail. Unfortunately, after being raped and cut with razor blades, the girls don't stand a chance.

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Pornography's Superstars adopts the structure of documentary interviews punctuated with gratuitous sex clips (all from earlier films by Walt Davis). While Pornography's Superstars doesn't offer much additional info on Davis himself, it nevertheless provides a fascinating and cockeyed look behind the scenes of his bizarre films.

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A detective is on the trail of the Zodiac, a serial rapist who has been taunting him with rhyming clues and riddles.

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A female doctor tries to help a married couple out with their sexual problems.

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Women are kidnapped, abused and sold into slavery on the coast of Mexico.

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A motorcyclist picks up a college girl who is arguing with her boyfriend. He drags her back to his pad, where his roommate is making it with two women at once. Seeing the new arrival, however, the stud jumps up and wrestles his buddy!

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A rich old man hires a security expert to put cameras in his home and see if his trophy wife is cheating on him. Is it the chauffeur, doctor, lesbian masseuse or even his own daughter?

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Arrogant famous matador Juan Gerardo uses the power of hypnosis to transform a party into an orgy.

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Soft sex film which aims to "scientifically" examine human sexuality under the various signs of the zodiac.

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Mona is engaged but wants to remain untouched until she is married.

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Man has become a ghost and uses his power to seduce women.

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If you're a younger gent, your exposure to grindhouse flicks may only be with a Quentin Tarantino film, which is fine--but grindhouse flicks really began in adult cinema and that's what's on display here! Don't let the name fool you. While the moniker might suggest coitus elevated to a transcendent level of Eastern-influenced sexual enlightenment where mind, body and soul come together as One in the act of lovemaking, you can be sure that Harem Hangups delivers a bunch of dudes in genie pants and turbans...but more than its fair share of mindless, clueless, soul-eroding screwing where any glimmer of magic has long since departed.

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Low budget softcore farce where two men cross-dress to go into a women's prison.

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Bob and Tom are in the woods intending to go fishing but find sex instead.

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On her eighteenth birthday, a woman is granted by Satan the power to make all of her sexual desires reality.

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Little Women Get Ahead has ditzy blonde KATHY HILTON and ultra gal FIFI WATSON doing a jigsaw puzzle in their skivvies. Fifi tells the blonde of a scheme where her friends get paid for "partying all the time."

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A poker-night bachelor party turns lurid.

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A twenty-something brunette confesses her marital problems to her sexy, blonde neighbor. The blonde suggests that the mousy, shy brunette attend her weekend "swinging" parties. Five sex parties later leads to her mental breakdown and a visit from the local police!

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